鹈鹕三塔超神如行云流水；安东尼令人失望，火箭防守如同空气？

鹈鹕三塔超神如行云流水；安东尼令人失望，火箭防守如同空气？

[PostGameThread]TheNewOrleansPelicans(1-0)defeattheHoustonRockets(0-1),131-112,behindAnthonyDavis’32/16/8.
[赛后]鹈鹕131-112火箭，浓眉32+16+8，佩顿10+10+10，兰德尔25+8，哈登18+9+1
[–]Mars_Ahoy47points10minutesago
AbsolutedominancebythePelicansfrontcourt!
鹈鹕的前场完全主宰了比赛！
[–]PelicansChrisTheMiss14points8minutesago
miroticwentOFF.ifuckingloveourteamthisyear.i’msoexcitedtowatch
鹈鹕球迷：米罗蒂奇今晚超神。我真特么喜欢今年这支鹈鹕，看球的时候兴奋的不行。
[–]BullsJC_Frost13points42minutesago
Careerhighof8assistsforADontopofanalreadygodlyperformance!
浓眉不仅表现超神，还送出了个人生涯新高的8次助攻！
[–][PHI]NikStauskasextraThic_boii31points16minutesago*
ThatBIG3got87pointswtf
鹈鹕三塔合砍87分，卧槽太强了吧。
[–]KnicksBigBlue529225points52minutesago
Randle:25points8rebounds
Mirotic:30points10rebounds
Davis:32points16rebounds
That’ssomenicebigmandominationholyshit
兰德尔：25分8板。
米罗蒂奇：30分10板。
浓眉：32分16板。
卧槽，这是场被大个子们主宰的比赛啊。
[–]Pelicansjoshtothe14points49minutesago
huhhhbuhhhijustdon’tseehowtheyfittogether
鹈鹕球迷：（模仿质疑鹈鹕的球迷）可是可是，我真的看不到他们适合彼此的可能性啊。
[–]Lakersrawchess10points42minutesago
Bigball>smallball
湖人球迷：大球>小球。
[–]Lakersayyyyylmaoooooo33points16minutesago
thatfrontcourtrotationisscaryasfuck
湖人球迷：他们的前场轮转可怕得一X。
[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone71points27minutesago*
I’minshock.Ican’tevencomeupwithpropergloatingforthiswin
鹈鹕球迷：我被吓到了。我甚至连为了胜利兴高采烈的吹牛逼劲儿都提不起来。
[–][HOU]HakeemOlajuwonAgnikaKaieru24points26minutesago
Youdeservedit!ADisabeast!
火箭球迷：老哥你们赢得实至名归啊！浓眉太禽兽了！
[–]sinister_exaggerator15points22minutesago
Don’tforgetMiroticputtingup30,on6/8fromdeepand8offensiveboards.Dudewasananimal,wholeteamwas.
别忘了米罗蒂奇三分8中6砍下30分，还有8个前场板。这家伙同样禽兽，鹈鹕全队都很禽兽。
[–][OKC]JeramiGrantgiohoho31points45minutesago
Pelicanshadabout6guysgooffintheirownwaystonight,thatwasdope
雷霆球迷：鹈鹕这场比赛大概有6名球员都以自己的风格发挥超神，太神奇了。
[–]PelicansTheCoco10points33minutesago
AndHolidayhadanoffnight.AD/Mirotic/Randlewereinsane
鹈鹕球迷：这还是霍勒迪今晚还发挥失常的前提下。浓眉/米罗蒂奇/兰德尔哥仨简直不讲道理。
[–]PelicansSevenHunnet3Hi5s5points23minutesago
Paytonwasabeasttoo.AndMoorealsohad21points
鹈鹕球迷：佩顿也很残暴啊，摩尔也砍下了21分
[–]RaptorsRealisticRaptorsFan8pointsanhourago
Paytontripledoublethefuck
卧槽佩顿都三双了！
[–]Rockets_rajivvv59points33minutesago
notsuprisedthishappened,jrueholidaygavethepelicansthepowerofnarutowiththatheadband
火箭球迷：我对比赛结果并不惊讶，朱-霍勒迪的发带给鹈鹕全队带来了鸣人之力。
[–]LakersKSmooove54points52minutesago
I’mrootingforyouJu.Stayhealthynplayoutofyourfuckingmindallseasonpls.PelsHavethemostdangerousfrontcourtintheleaguewhenhealthy
湖人球迷：我可就支持你了啊霍勒迪，务必要在一整个赛季里保持健康、表现爆炸啊。健康的鹈鹕拥有联盟最危险的前场组合。
[–]PelicansT_humps60points28minutesago
DamnADhasnohelp
鹈鹕球迷：哎呀，不是说浓眉孤立无援，队友CBA么？手动狗头。
[–]RaptorsZeroMomentum3points6minutesago
Melohelpedwith3/10
有10投3中的甜瓜鼎力相助啊。
[–]LakersjonsnowKITN41points39minutesago
TherocketsaregonnamisstheshitoutofAriza
湖人球迷：火箭得想死阿里扎了。
[–]Thunderdollarbillrussell39points36minutesago
AlsogonnamisstheshitoutofnothavingCarmelo
雷霆球迷：也要想死没有甜瓜的时光了。
[–]Thundertreemeista20points11minutesago
Alrightguys,timetooverreacttoonegame.Let’sgetthosetakesin.
好啦老哥们，又到了一场论的时间了。赶紧带好材料入场开会吧。
[–]Steve_Blonde5points8minutesago
Miroticisclearlythelostsplashbrother
米罗蒂奇和水花明显是失散多年的亲兄弟。
[–][OKC]PaulGeorgeTHEBIGC015points7minutesago
Blowitup
TradeHardenbacktoOKC
雷霆球迷：推倒重建喽！把哈登交易回雷霆！
[–][SAS]LaMarcusAldridgedesubeast74points12minutesago
THEHOUSTONROCKETSHAVEBEENELIMINATEDFROMCHAMPIONSHIPCONTENTION
休斯顿火箭已经从冠军争夺战中出局啦！
[–][HOU]JamesHardenDeerOnTheRocks3points14minutesago
Wejustcopyingthewarriors,losingthehomeopenerliketheydidlastyearmeansguaranteedchampionship.
火箭球迷：我们只是向去年的勇士学习而已，输掉主场揭幕战=总冠军稳了。
[–][UTA]GordanGiricektrakavica75points17minutesago
Melosucks,hereallydoes.
爵士球迷：甜瓜不行，真心不行。
[–]ThunderGodlo20pointsanhourago
WetriedtowarnyouaboutMelo…
雷霆球迷：我们也不是没警告过你们……
[–]PelicansSslagathor110pointsanhourago
Hejebaitedhoustonwiththosefirsttwoshots
鹈鹕球迷：甜瓜的前两投可是把火箭忽悠得不轻啊。
[–]Celticsbaseketball37points46minutesago
AsaseasonedMelohater,Iwasbamboozledsohardbythosefirsttwoswishes.Thoughtmylifewasinshambles,butthenhewentbacktohisnormalchuckingform.
凯尔特人球迷：作为一名经年累月的甜瓜黑，我被他的前两记空心入网深深欺骗了。我还以为我的整个人生都摇摇欲坠了，然而之后甜瓜就回归到了常规的XJB投模式。
[–]MechZZ14points48minutesago
FirstminuteofCarmelo’splayingtime
“Ahtherocketsmightbeontosomething”
Restofthegame
“Nevermind.”
甜瓜出场的第一分钟：“咦，今年这支火箭可有点意思啊。”
比赛剩余时间：“当我没说。”
[–]PelicansAndtheyrustledsoftly24points8minutesago
creditto@MarkRHforthisgemoffoftwitter
感谢推特账号为MarkRH的用户提供了这张神图。
[–]Celticsgoofygoober211points17minutesago
rocketswereinpreseasonmode
凯尔特人球迷：火箭还在季前赛模式呢。
[–]Rocketsbigtice51points58minutesago
*Looksattheboxscoreplus/minusleaders*
JamesHarden:-23
CarmeloAnthony:-20
I’mnotsurprised.
火箭球迷：我查了查谁领跑我火本场正负值榜……
詹姆斯-哈登：-23
卡梅罗-安东尼：-20
意料之中意料之中。
[–]NBAbondom341729points34minutesago
Houstondidn’tgiveupmorethan129inregulationalllastseason.131tonight.
火箭上赛季常规赛失分就没超过129分，今晚他们丢了131分。
[–]Pelicansclassicvlasic8points27minutesago
Prettyimpressivetheywereabletoholdusunder150,honestly.Lowkey,IthinkthisgamemightgodownasthebestdefenseateamplaysagainstthePelsthisseason.
鹈鹕球迷：说实话，他们本场能把我鸟限制在150分以下已经够惊艳了。我隐隐觉得这场比赛会成为本赛季其他球队面对鹈鹕时的赛季最佳防守表现，嘿嘿嘿。
[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman57points37minutesago
TheRocketsNEVERledandweredown29inthehomeopener.
Thisseasonisgonnabeafuckingcrazyonetowatch.
猛龙球迷：这场是火箭的主场揭幕战，结果火箭全场从未领先，而且还一度落后29分。
这赛季会非常非常残暴的。
[–][HOU]ClintCapelaDuche078points34minutesago
Remindsmeofwhenthespursdidthesametothewarriorstwoyearsago.Openingnightsarewild.Ourdefensewassleepingtonight
火箭球迷：这倒是让我想起来两年前马刺同样在勇士的主场揭幕战吊打了勇士。揭幕战就是这么疯狂。我们今天的防守跟空气一样。
[–]RocketstheDICTATORguy11points39minutesago
Thisgameneverhappened
火箭球迷：我就当这场比赛没发生过吧。